If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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