do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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