i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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