Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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