Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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