Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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