I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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