my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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