so explain again why im purple
no
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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