So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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