Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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