My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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