Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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