I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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