I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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