Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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