if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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