i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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