How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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