Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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