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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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