I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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