There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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