Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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