that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i barfeds in our rink
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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