But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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