There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
