can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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