Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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