Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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