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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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