Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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