Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
jump out the window naked night went bad
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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