She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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