Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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