The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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