Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
