when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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