My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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