Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I need a burrito and a hug.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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