in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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