I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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