4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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