found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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