My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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