Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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