when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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