so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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