using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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