That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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