Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Everyone says I win the strip club
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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