I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize