"it" just moved
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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