Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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