i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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