He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
