when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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