Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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