I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
is it fun? or sober?
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