this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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